i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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