I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
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they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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