what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
handjob tips. give me some.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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