when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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