I got her a Nickelback box set.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
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I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
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Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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