is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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