I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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