don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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