wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Is Oprah even human
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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