I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Randomize
