i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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