So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
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I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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