he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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