i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
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her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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