they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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