Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
if only i could text you this smell
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize
