Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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