I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
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AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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