what if every blade of grass was a penis?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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