the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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