How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
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I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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