He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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