I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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