Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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