my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I love you. Go after that dick
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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