We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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