I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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