I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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