Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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