you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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