OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
my poor anus
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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