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Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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