I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
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there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
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My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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