I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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