i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
