your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
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is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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