i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
3 2 1 whiskey
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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