He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i came on her dog
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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