In the future we'll all be gay
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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