i need an iv and a liver transplant
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
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You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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