i don't plan on having that self control this summer
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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