Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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