i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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