The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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