Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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