i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
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She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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