Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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