Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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