Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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