That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Randomize
