Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
do herpes really smell.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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