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this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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