That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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