I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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