Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
do herpes really smell.
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
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You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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