U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
