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Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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